Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Killing mirror

(18 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside

(19 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)
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Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

Sardar khaana kha raha tha…

(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

Break fail ho gayi hai

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Baap ka naam

(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

How can u escape

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.

Petrol pump nahi..

(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Why are you late

(10 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5)
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Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Main nikala gadi le k

(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”

Teacher and Sardar

(5 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

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