Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages
Sardarji standing below a tube light
- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardarji’s intelligence
- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
I miss u
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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“I Mr. You”
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
Only small babies
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
