Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Khud khusi

(16 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

Chatri mein hole

(12 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

Will you marry me

(11 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5)
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Vibration mode

(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

Kash yeh meri…

(12 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..

No entry

(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!

Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?

Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..

Janwar ki aulad

(18 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.

Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.

Mujhe kabhi deta nahi

(16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Kash tussi sms honde

(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

Class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

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