Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.