Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..

Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!

Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?

Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..

Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.

Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.