Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.

Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.

- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

- He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?