Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable

A sardar passing through a jungle.

A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.

Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:

Tourist: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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“I Mr. You”

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.