Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na