Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

- They think their picture is being taken.

- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?

- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.

- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

- What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

- You always hear about them but you never see them.

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.

- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

- Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

- Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?

- Because below 18 was not allowed.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.

Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon