An astronomer and Sardar
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar jee pareshan
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Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Santa and frog argument
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Talaq kyun di?
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Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
Band master with Santa
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Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega?
Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
An Englishman and Santa
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
‘Free Delivery’
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Agar aapko garam hua toh?
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Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
Sardar in a garment shop
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
Couldn’t write the number “eleven”
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Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
