Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.

Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.

Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came first…

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They’re there for those who don’t drink.

- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?

- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom

Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…

Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”