Raat hogayi soja shaitan


Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.

Height of Kanjoosi


Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Khud khusi


Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

You can give without loving


You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving.

U are the beautiful rose


Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror,
U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.

Thanda matlab coca cola


Mai uski yaad me ban gaya barf ka gola
vo kahte hai thanda matlab coca cola.

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