Love at its best
Never expect LOVE to be always at its best, coz if you do, you’ll never appreciate its existence.
Never expect LOVE to be always at its best, coz if you do, you’ll never appreciate its existence.
A blond was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm,
But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Zindagi haseen hai,
Zindagi se pyaar kar,
Hai raat to kya!
Subah ka intezaar kar.
Not just survive live the life,
Do not wait for the future,
Future is uncertain live in the present.
Height of Kanjoosi:
A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.