Hum to yuhin mar jayenge


Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.

Rakhna ho to


Rakhna ho to rakh lijiye phoolon ko nigaaho mein
khushbu to musafir hai kho jaate hai raho mein

The longest toilet


Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.

Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon


Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon

Maths


Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Khud khusi


Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

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