The longest toilet


Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.

Maine tujhe dekha


Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Married and unmarried man


Married man live longer than a single man,
But married man are lot more willing to die!

Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain


Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u


A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha


Zahen ki dehleez par yaadon ka nanha sa chiraagh
Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha bujhta raha

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