Short SMS Messages

Sms humara aagaya

Itne choti si dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya ke keenara aagaya,
Ho gai mobile mein roshni,
Aur sms humara aagaya.

Be close to some one who makes you happy
But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you.

Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi,
Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi.

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Submitted by: Adeel