Short SMS Messages

Love at its best

(16 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)
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Never expect LOVE to be always at its best, coz if you do, you’ll never appreciate its existence.

Adult joke

(14 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)
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A blond was asked, what is a adult joke?

Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Having GOD in your boat

(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm,
But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…

I feel sad…

(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Zindagi haseen hai

(16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Zindagi haseen hai,
Zindagi se pyaar kar,
Hai raat to kya!
Subah ka intezaar kar.

Live the life

(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Not just survive live the life,
Do not wait for the future,
Future is uncertain live in the present.

Of all the gifts

(14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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Of all the gifts big and small,
Your friendship is the greatest of them all.

Height of Kanjoosi

(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Maths

(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Khud khusi

(17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

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