Wahi log mere chahane wale honge


Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.

Adult joke


A blond was asked, what is a adult joke?

Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

No one rested


God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

Dard Ki Kahani


Hai ye aaj unki mujh per yaroo kaise maherbani,
Ke maje mai padh rahe hai mere dard ki kahani.

Mat mila kanjus doston se


Mat mila kanjus doston se ae khuda yeh hanin barbad karte hai.
Hum toh sms ki bawchar karte hain aur yeh ek rupye ke liye vichar karte hai.

What did the fish say


Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ???
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A: Dam!!

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