Short SMS Messages

Intezaar kar raha hai koi

(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Intezaar kar raha hai koi,
Dard se guzar raha hai koi,
Tum se door rehkar bahut,
Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.

Maths

(10 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Full form of MATHS!

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

Thought of the day

(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

Timi lai kiss

(15 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.

Main chahoon tumhe

(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,
Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.

Boil oil

(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Que: How can we boil oil ?
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May I hold ur hand

(11 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
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BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

Maut hamari mehbooba hai

(8 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi,
Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!

Sms humara aagaya

(7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
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Itne choti si dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya ke keenara aagaya,
Ho gai mobile mein roshni,
Aur sms humara aagaya.

Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer

(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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EK rah pAr sari umer chale,
Ek doje ko na samjh sake,
Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer,
Be_khahish be_araam safer.

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