What is X


X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.
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A chinese question:


A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Tawe par pada popcorn


Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai?
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Automatically


Q:Explain the word “automatically”?

A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

Murgi ki paheli


Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Faltu SMS sewa…


Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.

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