Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it:

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply!
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Answer = SMILE

Year 1963
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……….. Aug 3rd,
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…….. Evening, 07:48

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… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.
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Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA

I am a 7 letter city,
My 234 letter is a bird,
61 is cool,
1274 is a part of the face,
4713 is a way of saying good,
& 4 is equal to 5.
If u r genius then guess the name of the city.

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what !

HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita