Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

Good Time
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Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai

Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.