SMS mil gaya


Khush toh bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge,
Jab msg mein kuch bhi nahi mila.

Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya


Year sms charges:

1995 – 5Rs
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1996 – 4Rs
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1997 -3Rs
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2000 – 2Rs
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2003 – 1Re
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2006 – 50Ps
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2007 – Free

Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya,
Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge?

Langoor Ke Haath Me Angoor


Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.

Prashad mein recharge coupon…


Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Ae item, kesa hae?


Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Gobi ke phool


Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!

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