Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

To prove his love..
He swam the Deepest Ocean,
Climbed the Highest Mountain,
Crossed the Hottest Desert,
and she Divorced him coz,
He was never at home!!

Aadmi ko jab sharab jyada ho jati hai to uske muh se aane wale “common” vakya:

-Yaar… tu mera sacha dost hai
-Tu bol mai tere liye jaan de dunga
-Mujhe chadi nahi hai
-Mai huna, bol tujhe kya problem hai
-Duniya mein mera kaoi nahi hai sirf tere siva

Martey hain roj jis jindagi ke liye
Usse hi jeene ka waqt nahi

Doosre ki kya kahen
Khud apne liye hi khud ko waqt nahi

Daudte hai jis andhi daud mein
Uski manjil ka hi pata nahi

Khuda ko khush karte hai
Bando ke dard ka hosh nahi

Daulat ki bhook toh bahut hai
Magar do roti khane ka waqt nahi

Waqt ka khel yeh sara
Par kisi ko waqt ka hi hosh nahi

Pyaari si dosti ko salaam
Hamare aap kaise ho sawal hamara
Yaad karte rahenge yeh hai wada hamara
Filhaal kabool kijiye GOOD NIGHT hamara.

Cham cham karti chandni tim tim karte taare
Cham cham karti chandni tim tim karte taare
Koi bhi sms nahi karta besharam ho gaye hai saare…

Good Song - Few mins Happy
Good Film - Few Hours Happy
Good College - Few Years Happy
But a Good person like U
Makes life long Happy.

Caring for someone is easy but to make someone care for U is difficult.
So, never loose the one who really cares for u.

Dil hai udas tere jaane se,
Lout ke aaja kisi bahane se,
Jindgi haseen hai tere sath se,
Bin tere rah na sakenge kasam se.

2 robbers went 2 loot a bank without guns, and they looted! How?
Bank Manager was a fool. He told “No problem. I trust U. U can show d Gun Tomorrow.”

Hum mehfil mein hai phir bhi akele hai,
Harpal, har gahi bas yaad unhi ki aati hai,
Woh na jaane kab jaan sakege in baaton ko,
Bin unke hum toh kahin ke nahi rahe hai.