Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Kaun hai jo har pal meri yaado mein hai,
Band aankhon mein bhi woh dikhai deta hai,
Jo na apna hai na hi woh begana hai,
Uska har lafz mujhe sunai deta hai.

Tera pyaar pane ki khatir,
Jo humara tha woh bhi door ho gaya,
Na yaar mila, na pyaar mila,
Humara dil, humara chain bhi kho gaya.

I will be a reason for your happiness and not be a part of it &
I will be a part of your sadness and not a reason for it.

Tere jaane se mujhe gum nahi,
Gum hai toh bas saath chod jaane ka,
Na tum do kadam sath chale hote,
Na hum tumse koi umeed rakte.

Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere wit joy,
Take with faith,
Carry favour around u
and have a gud night.

Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?

A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.

What is the moral that we get after watching 3 idiots?
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Santa banta se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Banta: Haan!
Santa:kis k saath?
Banta:Biwi ke saath!
Maine usko 3 bar talaq dia
jab woh rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

Miss call se pyaar badhta hai,
Sms se yaad taza hoti hai,
Call karne se apnepan ka ehsas hota hai,
Humne toh yaad taza ki ap kiya karogi.

A snake was hanging on a tree..
An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?

Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka…