Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

If you care for me - I care for you
You miss me - I miss you
You like me - I like you.
You message me - I message you.
You forget me - I’m sorry that where I’m different from you. I’ll kill you.

Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

We’ve had our ups and downs. This we both know. Through it all our love still managed to grow different thoughts we had about many things, but our love for each other had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary.

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.

A friend is sweet when its new…
but it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

Mana hum itney SWEET nahe hain ki diabeties ho jaye ,
Nahe itney SALTY hai ki B.P badh jaye ,
Nahe itney TASTY hai ki maza ajaye ,
Par itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye.

Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain

Hum Ne Jab Kabhi Bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har kadam Pe Aap ki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Dooor Reh Kar Bhi Aap ki Chahat Kam Na Hui,
Yeh Baat Hum Ne Dil Se Mehsoos Ki.
Missing u so much