Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,
Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte.
Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein,
Yun kisika peecha hum nahin karte

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay bhe dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamare yado ki khushboo zaroor ayege,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna

Tujhe pyaar karna mana ki meri bhool hai,
Chaha tujhe is kadar ki teri bewafai bhi kabool hai,
Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai,
Shayad ishq ke imtihaan mein apni aisi hi azmayish hai

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

U r a DONKEY,

D:decent
O:outclass
N:nice
K:kind
E:excellent
Y:young

So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Hua kya kasoor, wajah kya thi tere jaane ki
Dhadkan chal rahi hai, is ko umeed hai tere aane ki
Aakhri saans tak koshish karoongi tujhe manane ki
Saans jab toot jaye shayad woh hi wajah ho tere wapis laut aane ki
Shayad nazar lag gayi mere pyaar ko is zammane ki

Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena…

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena…..