Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du,
Dost par apni jindagi waar du,
Jab tera message nahi milta to,
Dil karta hai tere dil me goli maar doooo.

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
Pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai

A man is dying of cancer:

His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”

Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”

Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?

Na hume aapse sikwa hai na sikayat hai,
Hume to bas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai

SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service
But it also means, “Some Moments Shared” with loved ones.

Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

Yaadon mein tum … khayalo mein tum…
Teeri aankhon mein ho gaye hum gum
Bhool gayi saari duniya
Yaad hai to bas tum hum..hum tum