Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.

Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.

Star + Moon = Romantic night.
Bird + Sky = Lovely day.
Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.

Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Dua karte hai hum KHUDA se,
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye,
Uski raho me andhera aaye…
Toh roshni ke liye hame jalaye

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad aayega

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”