Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way
happy holi

Some things just can’t be expressed in words
Some people just can’t be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is ..
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart

Dear subscriber,

Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

So wish you a happy holi!

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

Holi rangoon ka tyohar hai,
Duniya rang birangi hai,
Main holi ke din apne sare dostoon ko …
Holi ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaein deti hoon,
Aur yahi dua karti hoon ki duniya mein
Aman aur shanti bani rahe,
Isi tarah dil se dil milte rahe,
logoon mein pyar badta rahe!

HAPPY HOLI

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…

You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.

On Holi… the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

Happy Holi

Holi Hai!

But you know what …

With you in my life each day has become as masti bhari, khusiyan bhari as Holi!

Thank you, sweetheart!

If you fear playing holi with others
What do you do?
Fill a bucket with water and colours
and take a holi dip