Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hope
Without friends like you, life is impossible!

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night
and you forever.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden.
Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.
Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.
Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

Please remind me 2 remind U
about reminding me to send U
this reminder that reminds me of reminding U
that U never have to remind me 2 remember U,
I ALWAYS DO!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.