Please contact zoo

(18 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.

Special someone

(27 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is.

Keeping idiot busy

(25 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Donkey is busy reading this SMS

(18 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

God will be with u

(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
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You cannot be everything to everyone
No matter how hard u try
Just do the very best u can
As each day passes u by
God will be with u
*** Happy new year ***

2006 Beet gaya aapke sms k intezar mai

(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mai
Raat guzar gayi intezaar mai
Naya saal mubark ho aap ko
2006 Beet gaya aapke sms k intezar mai

Missing u

(58 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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     @""""@
      ( ‘-’ )
 (#)Miss u(#)
     (#) (#)

Perfect valentine gift

(25 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “i just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

Tumko dekha to

(5 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5)
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Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya,
Dhoop ghani chaanv ho tum,
Tum muskarye to muskra utha sama bhi,
Aise jaise phool kali se khil jaye.

Sonchenge phir karnge, yeh to koi baat nahin,
Aray pyaar to ek se hota hai,
Hazaaron se nahin.

Bhoolbhoolaniyaan mein kya maza hai,
Aamne saamne ho to koi ka ehsaas hai,
Kahein kya ab pata nahin,
Phir bhi dil tumpar atakta kyon!

Jaane kyon log mohbaat mein hojaate hain badnaam,
Dil to sanch ka aaiyna hai,
Darpan mein to hum sirf apne aap ko dekhte hain,
Dil to jaise darwaje khol deta, sanchai ka mukhtaqleef!

Is kadar dard ko pee rahein hain,
Oonhe pata bhi nahin,
Ab tak bataya hi nahin,
Dartein hain, Kahin haqeekat dard bada dena kahin,
Khamoshi ki zubaan ab hotoin par nahin!

i still love you

(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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The best story of my past…
Is when I was in your arms.
Though I now live that in memories in my head..
You are also still always in my heart.
And I want you to know
that I am also still so in love with you.

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